Monday, September 15, 2008

DOG FORTUNE COOKIES -- SHOW SOME LOVE





Dog Fortune Cookies -- SHOW SOME LOVE!

STEP ONE: PRAISE YOUR DOG FOR BEING SUCH A WONDERFUL DOG (MAKE SURE TO LOOK HIM IN THE EYES AND HOLD HIS PAW)
STEP TWO: OPEN FORTUNE COOKIE
STEP THREE: READ FORTUNE COOKIE MESSAGE TO YOUR PET
STEP FOUR: WATCH HIM SMILE
STEP FIVE: GIVE YOUR DOG FORTUNE COOKIE TREAT!

WATCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS GROW!

SAMPLE DOG FORTUNE COOKIE MESSAGES:

DOGS ARE NOT OUR WHOLE LIFE. BUT THEY MAKE OUR LIVES WHOLE.
IF YOUR DOG DOESN'T LIKE SOMEONE, YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T EITHER.
WE CAN JUDGE THE HEART OF A MAN BY THE WAY HE TREATS ANIMALS.
UNTIL ONE HAS LOVED A DOG, PART OF ONE'S SOUL LAYS UNAWAKENED.

Pink Leo's trap: Don't eat any Chinese food today or you'll be very sick

Pink Leo's trap: Don't eat any Chinese food today or you'll be very sick


Dog Eats Fortune Cookie-Learns to Fly!